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Anonymous asked: Caleb has to take the creepy bus as Toby jacked his car earlier to watch Mona knitting doll sweaters (i hope anyways)
Look at you. So logical. Thanks Anon!
Aria’s Logic of the Episode: Emily thinks Travis is a stand-up guy because he’s going to make Mama Marin a free woman- Aria thinks he’s cute.
Cute and potentially indecisive.
For Us? Really? of the Episode: A is such a sweetheart and sends a gift to the girls. They get Magic 8 balls.
It Has Been Declared of the Episode: Spencer has come down with the logic that A has declared World War A.
BUT WHO IS SWITZERLAND?!?!?!
And All Is Right With Rosewood of the Episode: The charges are dropped against Mama Marin and she is a free woman to judge others in her own house.
3G? For a Hastings? Really? of the Episode: Toby is missing and Spencer is freaking out and calling him nonstop. We also learn that Spencer only has 3G which seems unacceptable for a Hastings.
Handsome Hastings needs to upgrade that plan.
Definitely Not Appropriate to say to your Mother of the Episode: Hanna tells Mama Marin that Ted “may have the patience of a Saint but he’s still a man.”
Hefty Hanna Moment of the Episode: Mama Marin went off on her date with Ted everyone got ready to eat all of the desserts.
Eating all of the feelings!
Yay! More Gifts of the Episode: Hanna gets an A gift delivered to her house interrupting the food eating time. It’s Mona in a coffin, that’s thoughtful.
At least the inside of the coffin is pink. Mona would appreciate that.
This is Why A Wanted Her of the Episode: Spencer goes to creep on Wren’s house and it’s all in boxes and bags and then she sees Shana creeping by the window.
Could Definitely Replace Aria or Fitz of the Episode: Jackie at French club is just the best. Hilarious. Sassy. Fluent in French. We’re fans.
#FEELINGS of the Episode: Toby looks at his childhood relics and cries. A whole lot of tears.
Please Call to Prevent a Mental Breakdown of the Episode: Spencer is having a lot of feelings about Toby leaving her and not returning any of her calls because she’s worried and you know, Radley fun times.
Best Date Ever! of the Episode: Aria has “date” with Jake and falls asleep while watching some black and white movie because he isn’t Ezra.
Aria is not impressed.
Who Woulda Thunk of the Episode: Aria runs into Fitz at the The Brew and he charms her with a cat story that she wrote a super long time ago, like 2 years when she was 15.
Gross. Because she’s young and having a relationship with your teacher is gross and illegal.
Time to Step up Your Gift-Giving Game of the Episode: The girls’ get a gift sent to Spencer’s house from A! It’s a saw in a box.
Off to the Brannan Filtered Town of the Episode: The girls discover a magic show, and they’re off to the Brannan filtered town of Ravenswood to solve mysteries!
Evidently this kind of thing just happens in Ravenswood. Don’t question it.
A Magician Never Tells of the Episode: We love that Spencer knows how the magic is done but doesn’t actually tell the girls how the trick is done.
Oops! of the Episode: Emily disappears because Hanna and Spencer aren’t the most observant characters. Also, doesn’t Emily have free will? Why doesn’t she scream? Or make a commotion to avoid a kidnapping?
Why didn’t you do this before when the kidnapping was happening? IN PUBLIC?!?! #emilylogic
Definitely Not a Tree of the Episode: Emily gets put in an ugly coffin and in sawmill. It’s not her day, but no fears good Red Coat stops the machine and Hanna saves her!
Way to break open that coffin Han!
Autopsy Report Needed of the Episode: Aria fights Cece with karate and then tries to save her but then her red coat rips and she falls to her death..
Totes kidding, she’s gone and probably not really dead. #RIPCECE?
Whatcha Got There of the Episode: Hanna steals journal and doesn’t tell the girls from A’s lair.
That’s a Bit Much of the Episode: A’s been monitoring everyone and everything with a computer and too many monitors to count.
New Hobby of the Episode: Toby follows Shana to a Bed and Breakfast to only see Mona knitting on a porch.
Shocking. I know. Will you make me a sweater? It’s starting to get cold out.
Little Confused of the Episode: Caleb decides to go help Hanna hack into A’s computer so he’s going to take the bus to Ravenswood but doesn’t caleb have a fancy new car? We understand saving the earth BUT WHY DOES HE HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS?!!?
Could Put That on the Resume of the Episode: A has a payroll. Cece is on it.
TMZ Time of the Episode: Grunwald saw Ali the night she went missing. She found Ali buried alive, saved her put her in car drove her to hospital and then when she went in to get help went back to car she was gone.
It’s a Boy! of the Episode: Grunwald confirms that “A” is a he and tells the girls that he is watching them.
Victory Lap of the Episode: A man was watching the girls talk to Grunwald and we follow him back to the lair and blammo! It’s Ezra! He’s slamming doors! Getting angry!
Love Your Costume of the Episode: A likes to wear World War II gas masks. Real cute.
Fitz, you’re just so charming.
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