Anonymous asked: Not a question, but regarding your last post: I know now for a fact how genius you are, because I always thought that moment was a wasted opportunity. It would've been hilarious if Alison had stopped mid-rant to yell at the Hanna through the patio door to put down that cookie.

1) Lets all just take a moment to appreciate that this message essentially translates to “I know that you’re a genius because I had the same thought. That’s right, I’m a genius. A super shy and anonymous genius.”

2) Alas we are not the geniuses because we did not make that picture. We found it here ages ago and it has been sitting in our likes just waiting to become relevant

3) Nobody should ever be yelled at for eating a cookie during a dramatic moment. Or any moment.

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Black and white for dramatic effect. See? NATURAL.

Stay smart, Anon.

Anonymous asked: I miss you guys... Can I send you guys some cookies by way of the Internet to end the Great Hibernation? No pressure, just a message to let you know how much reading your thoughts matters to me.

Yeah, we know we missed out on the last couple of recaps. It was so much easier to stay in and stare at a computer screen when it was -50°F. Now that it’s 100° warmer we are venturing into the great outdoors.

Cookies wouldn’t hurt though.

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Veronica Mars highlighted the issue of sexual abuse from its first episode when Veronica told the story of her rape…

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to its last when she was abused and objectified by so many men in 43 minutes that I literally lost count.

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This is a thing that I did.

We still haven’t watched this week’s PLL but we’re going to the Veronica Mars Movie tonight to remind ourselves what it’s like when murders actually get solved.

Recaps

spencerscurlyhair:

I just wanted to give a quick shout out to my favorite PLL recappers. I so wish I had the time/energy to recap every episode but even if I did, I would feel so inferior to these three:

Heather Hogan/After Ellen

Joanna and Kelly/A Hot Piece of A

Alexis and Catie/Forever Young Adult

While these ladies all share quite a few views and opinions, the recaps differ enough to make it well worth your while to read all three of them. Oh, but if you’re not into snark you should probably move along. The snark level can get pretty high on all of these. 

We <3 this. And we do not less than three lightly.

(Also the sharing views and opinions part made me laugh because behind the scenes the two of us have argued too much about this silly show and try to not give you whiplash with the differences in opinions every other recap. In fact, Kelly would probably disagree with this entire parenthetical statement. Whatever, I’m gonna post this anyways. #JoannaGoingRogue)

Maybe Mike and Hanna were meant for each other.

(Source: prettylittleliars-onabcfamily, via hashtagpll)

Anonymous asked: Answer with your most fave gifs of PLL (any season)

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She’s Come Undone (Episode 4.21)

Spirit Animal of the Episode:  Heartbroken Aria reminds us of one of those dogs in the ASPCA commercials.

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"In the aaaarms of the angels, fly away from here…"

Hindsight Is 20x Creepier of the Episode:  That flashback to when Aria and Fitz met in the pilot is all sorts of disturbing.

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Look at how young she looks. 12?

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Excuse me while I wash my eyes out with industrial strength bleach.

Hastings Family Reunion of the Episode:  Handsome Hastings and Veronica “No Nickname” Hastings are in the same scene!? What? We were beginning to think that they were the same person.

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Same skin tone. Strong jawlines. Brown eyes. Just sayin’.

They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab of the Episode:  

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She said “No, no, no.”

Dreamboat of the Episode:  Dreamboat Travis was back again this week! He has a storyline but we weren’t paying attention. We were too busy arguing about whether or not he is a better looking Justin Timberlake.

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Blasphemy of the Episode:  Toby said that cronuts are disgusting.

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You better watch what you say, Cartoon Face, or Dreamboat Travis will become our favorite PLL guy.

Gentlemen, Please Welcome To The Stage…Granny Fields of the Episode:  Emily is still trying to get that money to Emily. She’s gonna drop it off at a PO box in Wallingford but not before she leaves it completely out in the open for anyone to see.

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When Paige asks where it came from she says it is a belated birthday gift from her grandma.

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We really didn’t need that imagery. Thanks Paige.

Hiding In Plain Sight of the Episode:  Fitz was super bad at hiding all his research for his “true crime novel.”

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How did Aria not find any of this earlier? Did she never snoop? All she had to do was open up the wardrobe. The boxes are literally just sitting there.

Jagged Little Pill of the Episode:  Aria got Alanis Morissette-level angry and destroyed Fitz’s apartment.

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It was amazing.

So Punny of the Episode:  A leaves a bottle of uppers in Spencer’s locker…and is also super into puns?

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Get it? Coughman’s Pharmacy. Cough. Man. #DadJokes

Lucille 2 of the Episode:  Spencer’s withdrawal keeps giving her a touch of the dizzies.

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Partners In (True) Crime of the Episode:  Looks like Mona has been helping Fitz collect info for his true crime novel about Ali’s murder.

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Does this make her the Harper Lee to his Capote?

You Might Wanna Reconsider of the Episode:  Paige follows Emily to the post office in Wallingford. She confronts Emily and takes the stripper money, refusing to give it back unless Emily tells her the truth. Emily finally tells her that Alison is alive and Paige lets her send the money only if Emily agrees to cut off any further communication with Alison.

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Because that has totally worked on all the other TV shows. Ross and Rachel. Ted and Robin. Might wanna rethink that one, McCullers.

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Hanna, NO! of the Episode:  Like we said before, we don’t really know what Travis’ storyline was but somehow it ended with Hanna kissing Detective Holbrook!? Wrong guy, Hanna!

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No touching!

Calm Yo Tits of the Episode:  After finding out that her father’s PI was following her and not Melissa, Spencer is left believing that she hurt Ali on the night she disappeared.

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The revelation causes Spencer to have (another) psychotic break.

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She tries to get her father and Mrs. DiLaurentis to tell her the truth about that night but neither is giving up any intel. And after her THIRD INTERVENTION IN TWO EPISODES…

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Spencer can only sit in the dark and cry about what she’s done.

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But what exactly did she do? Alison isn’t even dead, girl. You know that! Get it together, Spencer!

Hanna, NO! (Part 2) of the Episode:  Hanna stopped Aria from telling the principal about her relationship with Fitz.

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No, Hanna! Let her go! Send him to jail!

Deeper Into The Crevasse of the Episode:  Figuring she couldn’t be in any more trouble than she already is…

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Paige slips a note into a police car saying that Ali is alive.

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It was nice knowing you, Paige. #Dealbreaker

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