Spirit Animal of the Episode: Heartbroken Aria reminds us of one of those dogs in the ASPCA commercials.
"In the aaaarms of the angels, fly away from here…"
Hindsight Is 20x Creepier of the Episode: That flashback to when Aria and Fitz met in the pilot is all sorts of disturbing.
Look at how young she looks. 12?
Excuse me while I wash my eyes out with industrial strength bleach.
Hastings Family Reunion of the Episode: Handsome Hastings and Veronica “No Nickname” Hastings are in the same scene!? What? We were beginning to think that they were the same person.
Same skin tone. Strong jawlines. Brown eyes. Just sayin’.
They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab of the Episode:
She said “No, no, no.”
Dreamboat of the Episode: Dreamboat Travis was back again this week! He has a storyline but we weren’t paying attention. We were too busy arguing about whether or not he is a better looking Justin Timberlake.
Blasphemy of the Episode: Toby said that cronuts are disgusting.
You better watch what you say, Cartoon Face, or Dreamboat Travis will become our favorite PLL guy.
Gentlemen, Please Welcome To The Stage…Granny Fields of the Episode: Emily is still trying to get that money to Emily. She’s gonna drop it off at a PO box in Wallingford but not before she leaves it completely out in the open for anyone to see.
When Paige asks where it came from she says it is a belated birthday gift from her grandma.
We really didn’t need that imagery. Thanks Paige.
Hiding In Plain Sight of the Episode: Fitz was super bad at hiding all his research for his “true crime novel.”
How did Aria not find any of this earlier? Did she never snoop? All she had to do was open up the wardrobe. The boxes are literally just sitting there.
Jagged Little Pill of the Episode: Aria got Alanis Morissette-level angry and destroyed Fitz’s apartment.
It was amazing.
So Punny of the Episode: A leaves a bottle of uppers in Spencer’s locker…and is also super into puns?
Get it? Coughman’s Pharmacy. Cough. Man. #DadJokes
Lucille 2 of the Episode: Spencer’s withdrawal keeps giving her a touch of the dizzies.
Partners In (True) Crime of the Episode: Looks like Mona has been helping Fitz collect info for his true crime novel about Ali’s murder.
Does this make her the Harper Lee to his Capote?
You Might Wanna Reconsider of the Episode: Paige follows Emily to the post office in Wallingford. She confronts Emily and takes the stripper money, refusing to give it back unless Emily tells her the truth. Emily finally tells her that Alison is alive and Paige lets her send the money only if Emily agrees to cut off any further communication with Alison.
Because that has totally worked on all the other TV shows. Ross and Rachel. Ted and Robin. Might wanna rethink that one, McCullers.
Hanna, NO! of the Episode: Like we said before, we don’t really know what Travis’ storyline was but somehow it ended with Hanna kissing Detective Holbrook!? Wrong guy, Hanna!
Calm Yo Tits of the Episode: After finding out that her father’s PI was following her and not Melissa, Spencer is left believing that she hurt Ali on the night she disappeared.
The revelation causes Spencer to have (another) psychotic break.
She tries to get her father and Mrs. DiLaurentis to tell her the truth about that night but neither is giving up any intel. And after her THIRD INTERVENTION IN TWO EPISODES…
Spencer can only sit in the dark and cry about what she’s done.
But what exactly did she do? Alison isn’t even dead, girl. You know that! Get it together, Spencer!
Hanna, NO! (Part 2) of the Episode: Hanna stopped Aria from telling the principal about her relationship with Fitz.
No, Hanna! Let her go! Send him to jail!
Deeper Into The Crevasse of the Episode: Figuring she couldn’t be in any more trouble than she already is…
Paige slips a note into a police car saying that Ali is alive.
It was nice knowing you, Paige. #Dealbreaker
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