Anonymous asked: Answer with your most fave gifs of PLL (any season)
Spirit Animal of the Episode: Heartbroken Aria reminds us of one of those dogs in the ASPCA commercials.
"In the aaaarms of the angels, fly away from here…"
Hindsight Is 20x Creepier of the Episode: That flashback to when Aria and Fitz met in the pilot is all sorts of disturbing.
Look at how young she looks. 12?
Excuse me while I wash my eyes out with industrial strength bleach.
Hastings Family Reunion of the Episode: Handsome Hastings and Veronica “No Nickname” Hastings are in the same scene!? What? We were beginning to think that they were the same person.
Same skin tone. Strong jawlines. Brown eyes. Just sayin’.
They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab of the Episode:
She said “No, no, no.”
Dreamboat of the Episode: Dreamboat Travis was back again this week! He has a storyline but we weren’t paying attention. We were too busy arguing about whether or not he is a better looking Justin Timberlake.
Blasphemy of the Episode: Toby said that cronuts are disgusting.
You better watch what you say, Cartoon Face, or Dreamboat Travis will become our favorite PLL guy.
Gentlemen, Please Welcome To The Stage…Granny Fields of the Episode: Emily is still trying to get that money to Emily. She’s gonna drop it off at a PO box in Wallingford but not before she leaves it completely out in the open for anyone to see.
When Paige asks where it came from she says it is a belated birthday gift from her grandma.
We really didn’t need that imagery. Thanks Paige.
Hiding In Plain Sight of the Episode: Fitz was super bad at hiding all his research for his “true crime novel.”
How did Aria not find any of this earlier? Did she never snoop? All she had to do was open up the wardrobe. The boxes are literally just sitting there.
Jagged Little Pill of the Episode: Aria got Alanis Morissette-level angry and destroyed Fitz’s apartment.
It was amazing.
So Punny of the Episode: A leaves a bottle of uppers in Spencer’s locker…and is also super into puns?
Get it? Coughman’s Pharmacy. Cough. Man. #DadJokes
Lucille 2 of the Episode: Spencer’s withdrawal keeps giving her a touch of the dizzies.
Partners In (True) Crime of the Episode: Looks like Mona has been helping Fitz collect info for his true crime novel about Ali’s murder.
Does this make her the Harper Lee to his Capote?
You Might Wanna Reconsider of the Episode: Paige follows Emily to the post office in Wallingford. She confronts Emily and takes the stripper money, refusing to give it back unless Emily tells her the truth. Emily finally tells her that Alison is alive and Paige lets her send the money only if Emily agrees to cut off any further communication with Alison.
Because that has totally worked on all the other TV shows. Ross and Rachel. Ted and Robin. Might wanna rethink that one, McCullers.
Hanna, NO! of the Episode: Like we said before, we don’t really know what Travis’ storyline was but somehow it ended with Hanna kissing Detective Holbrook!? Wrong guy, Hanna!
Calm Yo Tits of the Episode: After finding out that her father’s PI was following her and not Melissa, Spencer is left believing that she hurt Ali on the night she disappeared.
The revelation causes Spencer to have (another) psychotic break.
She tries to get her father and Mrs. DiLaurentis to tell her the truth about that night but neither is giving up any intel. And after her THIRD INTERVENTION IN TWO EPISODES…
Spencer can only sit in the dark and cry about what she’s done.
But what exactly did she do? Alison isn’t even dead, girl. You know that! Get it together, Spencer!
Hanna, NO! (Part 2) of the Episode: Hanna stopped Aria from telling the principal about her relationship with Fitz.
No, Hanna! Let her go! Send him to jail!
Deeper Into The Crevasse of the Episode: Figuring she couldn’t be in any more trouble than she already is…
Paige slips a note into a police car saying that Ali is alive.
It was nice knowing you, Paige. #Dealbreaker
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Actually Not a Dream Sequence of the Episode: Spencer wakes up in Fitz’s classroom on Ali’s diary
Magically Spencer wore a bra to bed and doesn’t wake up in a pile of her own drool. Spencer and I are two very different people.
OOTD Or Not? of the Episode: Hanna is appalled by Spencer’s knock off Adidas sandals and Emily thinks that she peed her pants. Hilarious.
Honestly girls, #WHOKNOWS we wore those in the 2000s because FASHION!
Will They Sell This at Aeropostale? of the Episode: Hanna lends Spencer an ice cream treat shirt which looks like something that Spencer would wear any other day of the week.
I’d definitely buy that, get on it Aero!
Super Cas of the Episode: Aria tells Hanna and Emily that Spencer is on drugs. ARIA HAS HER PERSONAL FILE OUT IN THE COURTYARD AND IS SHOWING THEM LIKE IT’S NO THANG.
If you didn’t make such poor life choices we’d like you a whole lot more.
Real Question of the Episode: Spencer had this problem 2 years ago? How many seasons has this show been on? Aren’t we on 4? Wouldn’t we have seen that? #letsbereal
How To Hijack an Intervention of the Episode: Aria hijacks her own intervention and now Spencer is getting interventioned by the girls.
Bless your heart Marin, we adore you.
The Most Glorious Day of them all of the Episode: Spencer yells that Fitz is A and we do a happy dance.
Wanna Talk About that Security Breach of the Episode: Fitz shows up and looks like a Target employee with a red polo and khaki pants at the Rosewood Grille. Then Mona tells him that she can’t help him anymore and he is not okay with that.
Why didn’t Mona run over him with her car?
Hefty Hanna Moment of the Episoe: Emily and Hanna are hanging out, eating pizza, and bonding. Spencer comes over and gives the drugs to them and spend the time convincing them that she isn’t crazy and Fitz is A.
DARE Program of the Episode: Spencer is going through Adderall withdrawls and is looking rough, don’t do drugs KIDDOS or you will look clammy and nervous all of the time.
Hmm.. Okay? of the Episode: Aria talking to Fitz about Spencer and Fitz knows that Spencer saw toby’s tattoo and helmet when she went to Radley. Aria surprises us all and calls him out on it and he says that Aria must have told him.
That’s the face you make when you don’t trust someone.
This is What It Would Be Like If Aria Didn’t Exist of the Episode: Spencer, Hanna and Emily ploy Fitz into meeting them by some reptiles in order for Spencer to prove that Fitz is A and it is glorious.
IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY ALL OF THE TIMES
Gettin’ Our Harry Potter On of the Episode: Hanna and Emily go to Ambrose Pavillion- a reptile area of the zoo and things go Harry Potter weekend crazy while they stalk out Fitz.
Maybe Harry Potter is Board Shorts? He’d probably be pretty into that too.
Definitely Not a Book About French Vegan Food of the Episode: Aria finds a book on Fitz’s coffee table called “Carnivore’s Delight,” opens it and finds the “story” that Fitz was writing about Allison.
Isn’t It Only Ever Fall in Rosewood? of the Episode: Aria runs into the woods and goes on a ski lift (when does it ever snow in Rosewood?) and things happen.
She should have kicked him off. Right? Right.
Let’s Feel Some Things of the Episode: Spencer goes home to see Toby in her kitchen and Veronica they confront her on the Adderall thing prescription drug thang. But our hearts mostly break Toby gives her a Scrabble S necklace.
Our little robot hearts are breaking.
The Only Time It’s Okay to Throw a Book of the Episode: Aria gets home and looks at her Sherwood Anderson book, which is inscribed by Fitz “when you need to leave rosewood” then throws it against the room.
We hate your outfit but love you when you hate Fitz.
Obviously Fitz is A of the Episode: A goes and puts together Fitz’s book because Aria threw it off of the ski lift. Who else would put that back together? No one. #FACT
Thanks for reading!
Also, thank you internet.
Anonymous asked: Here's the thing: I seriously doubt that the writers are going to let Ezra off the hook. Only ABC Family is in charge of those ridiculous #LoveMeSomeStatutory hashtags, so shouldn't we be glad that the writers are calling a creep a creep? Ezra may not be A, but I think they're doing a great job calling out how awful he actually is. Just remember (before calling out the show for being anti-women) that the whole concept of this show is how creepy men try to objectify girls. Not endorsing Ezra-ism.
I mean, #WHOKNOWS but Marlene is making the rounds and talking about how much Ezra isn’t actually evil. It’s exhausting. WE JUST NEED ANSWERS. Also, it would be real nice if he actually was evil because things would make sense.
It just turns us into into this:
But then at the end of the day we’re sucked back into PLL and we’re more like this:
Anyway, we’ve decided that even if the writers do try and redeem Ezra that we will always think of him of that nerd with three computer monitors stalking out underage girls.
So yeah, that’s what we’re doing. Deal with it
jerks, writers, Marlene, bitches.
Send us those MESSAGES!
Love to laugh while reading the recaps…well done. I’m a 29 year old married mother of three and super embarrassed to be this into a show about teens…Anyhoo…I clearly remember Ezra (who as a former teacher myself find super gross and creepy as well) having a rather comical reaction to aria showing up in his classroom that seemed like genuine shock to me….and now we find out he knowingly entered into this mess, but it was okay with Ali because she lied…hmmmm. Either he’s a lying manwhore killer (probably)….ooooor the writers are just getting confused. It’s like they love to drop a big bomb and by the time you wrap you head around it they say, “just jokes, we changed our mind about the teacher being evil, just like we keep leaving hints that lead nowhere…………..and then bring in a new character cause we’re totally bored.” STOP IT WITH ALL THE NEW CHARACTERS, which 93% of the time are totally creepy and clearly make yet another suspect. It’s exhausting, and I care for three tiny people all day long.
My toddlers’ irrational tantrums are now making a whole lot more sense than this show.
WHY do I watch this crap?
P.S. what’s the deal with all the bones, skulls, etc. on Aria’s clothing? Is this some way too deep, stupid “hint” from the writers that she’s a killer or just has REAL BAD taste?
You guys we got this message and I broke the tumblr and now don’t know how to respond to messages so Y’ALL ARE JUST GOIN’ TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF RESPONSE.
This is possibly one of the best messages we’ve ever gotten. Except for that Ezria shipper who hated us. But to our new inappropriately-aged-adult-friend-who-also-watches-PLL we say:
General Fitz Feelings:
Feelings about Fitz being a proven straight-A creep:
Writers saying Fitz is not actually A and disgusting:
Eventually we just give into this ridiculousness
Aria’s outfits would be much better like this:
Thank you for the message! It made my night, besides watching the Olympic Figure Skaters KILL IT. Love the message and would love to complain about the ridiculousness and addictiveness of this show with you.
Send us messages! Maybe one day I’ll learn how to not break tumblr and respond like normal human beings. #WHOKNOWS